How To Make A Girl Laugh

How To Make A Girl Laugh

How To Make A Girl Laugh

You would not have realized it yet, but the farther down this page you read, you'll start to feel that whatever you have done to try and flirt with girls are all wrong. Why? Because I am 95% of the time right and 96.2% of the guys in the world proved me right. I am not trying to be boastful here, but it is no coincidence that people always call me, "Judge of Casanovas". Want to be like me?

Just picture hot and pretty girls around you wherever you go, guys being envy of you and just wanting to know the "secrets" that you have. The reason why I succeed is because I do things smartly.

And now I am going to hand down the 3 secrets that I was responsible for crowning me the "Judge of Casanovas".

    Be optimistic of everything

Girls love it when everything starts to go VERY wrong, then there would be 1 guy whom will be there and shine a ray of light to the dark situation. And the reason why most guys don't do this, is because they want to be like everyone and they are afraid that they might be called a wimp if they do that. I'm telling you there is a chance that might happen. But it is only at the initial stage. When everyone starts seeing you as an Alpha Male, you would be the one having the last laugh.


    Control Your Negative Emotions

Contrary to the fact that girls want guys to be loving and caring, controlling your emotions is one of the ways to attract dozens of females. Controlling your emotions shows a very strong charisma and make people feel like you are always in control. Control your anger, sadness, disappointment. Any emotion that are negative should not be displayed from you. (I learnt this from a girl named Tiffany Taylor. She is sort of my mentor and taught me what girls like and dislike. I will put a link to her webpage and I strongly recommend to buy her product if you're really serious about getting any girl you want)


    Be creative and humorous

 I know I know, most of you would be very turned off when you see "Be Creative". It is actually easy being creative than it seems. Girls like guys whom are creative and original. You can do anything, from writing a poem to singing a song. Even your dressing can be creative. Be creative in your jokes too. It may not be the best, but most girls would laugh at jokes which are original.

   Tease her on. 

You need to convey to your girl that you are interested in her. This will send that tingling feeling up and down her spine at regular intervals. Gaze deep into her eyes when you speak to her. Make her laugh at your jokes. Wear a rare perfume that attracts her towards your body since she will keep thinking about it long after you have left. Keep the conversation light and flirty at all times. These moves will evoke feelings of desire within her even as she sub-consciously tries to get even closer to you.

  Develop skills that make you desirable. 

Girls do not like boring guys. You will need to develop skills or even showcase your existing ones if you want to attract any girl of your choice. Find out her likes and dislikes first before you start to dish out those unique skills. If she likes poetry and you too are an avid reader then read out some poems or even belt out a couple of your own. Observe her reactions before you proceed. These unique skills will set you apart from others and common interests will keep that feeling of desire strongly alive between the two of you.

   Do not go flat out. 

Whether it is your unique skill or your expertise in bed, make sure that you dole out her needs in small doses. This will prevent you from depleting your stocks at one go and then sliding towards boredom. Small doses will keep her happy and make her anxiously wait until your next meeting. You can also please her with special lovemaking moves that will have her expecting your next move with trembling anticipation.

  Believe in Yourself.  

It starts within you.  You need to muster enough confidence in yourself and believe that you have something to offer to a girl.  That confident aura will reflect on all your movements which is why there are girls who would say, "I love how he carries himself".

  Clean Up. 

You must remember that girls would always choose someone who looks clean and smells good over someone who is unkempt and smells bad. Make sure your breath is fresh and the nails are properly clipped.  It is one of the first few things that girls would like to look into.

  Look Nice

Generally, girls like the boy-next-door type so avoid wearing torn up jeans and donning too much accessories unless the girl you like finds it cool.  They like to check out your shoes as well so better clean them up.

  Upgrade Your Abilities

List down all the things you are good at and work on it.  Upgrade your skill on the next level.  If you like to cook, make sure you try different recipes.  If you know how to fix a car, learn everything about it.  It does not have to be a musical talent although it would be a plus.

  Play Along

  The reason why sometimes you get rejected on the first couple of minutes is because you look so rehearsed.  Act natural and normal. Approaching a girl blazing with I want you really bad right now will not work. Befriending a girl at first is not bad because it can open many doors for you.  You either successfully get her to like you or get her to introduce you to others.

  Be funny

Making a girl laugh is one of the best ways to get the girl to like you. Not everyone is gifted with a quick wit but it can be learned. Hang around with people who are funny and eventually it would come as a second nature to you. However, it's a huge turn-off if you make jokes about other people's physical deformity or challenges so avoid them.

You Have to Have Humor! Make Them Laugh!

If there was ever a key to making a woman like you, it's getting on her funny side. When you can make a girl laugh, you are showing her it's okay to have fun with you. This allows her to drop her guard and gives you a chance to move in. Practice some witty lines or crack a joke here and there and you will be well on your way to getting her to laugh. Some of the best pick up lines are rooted in some humorous way!

Show Your Confidence, but Don't Be Cocky!

If there's one thing that will turn a girl on, it's confidence. Ask any woman you know, and this is normally at the top of their list, and for a reason. Girls want someone who is confident and knows they will be taken care of by their man. There's a fine line between confident and cocky however, so be careful on crossing that line.

Be funny. Making a girl laugh is one of the best ways to get the girl to like you

Funny Things to Say to a Girl

 Everyone knows that laughter is the way to a girl’s heart. Make her laugh and she is yours forever. Who doesn’t love to laugh and have fun?

When you first meet a woman she will immediately get a feel for your sense of humor and if you can make her giggle then you may just have a shot!

The most important thing to keep in mind is that YOUR sense of humor is a part who you are. She will get to know you by getting to know your sense of humor.

You can be sweet, sexy, silly or all of the above but be sure to pay attention to who you are talking to.

Some girls will love a little sexual humor while others will be turned off or even disgusted. So be aware of your “audience” before you make a joke. Take a look at this list of funny things to say to a girl and choose some that make you laugh and when the opportunity arises give them a try!

1. I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

[Why?]

I just fell over and injured myself when I saw you!

2. If I had a nickel for every girl I had ever seen who was as gorgeous as you are, I’d have… 5 cents.

3. My next drink is on you!

[Why?]

I saw you and dropped mine.

4. You’re so stunning that I just forgot my pick up line.

5. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.

6. You must be an interior decorator because when you walked in the room was suddenly beautiful and perfect!

7. I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest.

8. Can you fix my cell phone?

[What’s wrong with it?]

For some reason your number isn’t in it.

9. I think you might have something in your eye. Oh, hold on, that’s just a twinkle…

10. I’m a lot shorter than this in reality but I’m just sitting on my billfold.

11. I lost my phone number. Can I just have yours?

12. How are you?

[good]

I didn’t ask how you looked, girl…

13. You must be a Snickers bar.

[why?]

You satisfy me, baby!

14. I’m like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get, baby.

15. You’re as sweet as Skittles and I want to taste the rainbow.

16. I’ll make you a deal.

[what?]

I’ll give you a kiss and f you don’t like it, you can return it.

17. There’s something wrong with my bed.

[What?]

You’re not in it.

18. Let’s name your legs Thanksgiving and Christmas and I’ll visit between the holidays.

19. Have you ever been arrested?

[No.]

Really? It’s got to be illegal to look that good.

20. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?

21. Have you ever been to Antarctica?

[No]

Me neither! We have so much in common!

Some of these will work wonders with certain girls and bomb with others but you should be yourself so choose a line or two that makes you giggle. That way you are showing a bit of your own personality.

If you say things that you don’t even think are funny then she definitely won’t laugh and you will seem insincere. Try being funny by being yourself. Smile, laugh and enjoy your time with her.

Tell her a funny story or make a funny face. Poke fun at yourself and, if you get the sense that she will like it, you can even poke a little bit of fun at her. Be careful poking fun at her though, of course.