Zlatan Ibrahimović's Quotes

 Zlatan Ibrahimović's  Quotes 

 Zlatan Ibrahimović's  Quotes 

1) "One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.”

2) "Only God knows ... You’re talking to him now.”

3) "Nothing, she already has Zlatan." - When asked what he got his wife for her birthday.


4) "An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team."

5) "Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister." - to a female reporter on his sexuality.

6) "Swedish style? No. Yugoslavian style? Of course not. It has to be Zlatan-style."

7) "We are looking for an apartment [in Paris]. If we don't find anything, then I'll probably just buy the hotel."


8) "First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog." - on Liverpool defender Stephane Henchoz.

9) "I haven't met her yet. But when I do, I'll date her." - When asked about most beautiful woman in the world.

10) "What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange."

11) "I'm number one. I really feel that way. If you think you are the second it's the end. The fact that I have never won the Ballon d'Or and FIFA World Player doesn't mean that I cannot be number one."

12) "During the World Cup in 2002 I was voted Man of the Match three times in Sweden, even though I hadn't played. The people love me."

13) "I score a lot of goals that are hard to replicate. I don't think that you can score as spectacular a goal as those of Zlatan in a video game - even though these games are very realistic these days."

14) "Arsene (Wenger) gave me the famous red and white jersey - No. 9 shirt with Ibrahimovic on it - and I was so pleased I even posed for a picture wearing it. He never actually made me a serious offer, it was more, 'I want to see how good you are, what kind of player you are. Have a trial.' I couldn't believe it. I was like, No way, Zlatan doesn't do auditions".


15) "What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange."


16) "I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere."


17) "I am the greatest too! Wait, is that even possible? All right, then: I'm the greatest after Ali."

18) "I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am."


19) "If I'd gone into taekwondo, I'd probably have won several Olympic medals."



20) "It's good that Balotelli compares himself to me, because I don't compare myself to him."


21) "When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium petrol in the tank, you hit the motorway and you step on the gas. Guardiola filled up with diesel and took a spin in the countryside. He should have bought a Fiat."


22) "I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get."


23) "It's true I don't know much about the players here, but they definitely know who I am."


24) "Who needs a nickname? To be afraid of me, just watch me play".


25) "We were looking through his playlist in the dressing room – there was lots of Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers and Selena Gomez. It is nice to know that even David Beckham doesn't have good taste in everything."


26) "They should rename the Ballon d'Or after Messi." - About Lionel Messi.

27) "You can't coach brilliance like that." - On his goal against England for which he won 2013 FIFA Puskás Award.